Let's Teach Iraqis How Democracy Works!

As increased volumes of young voters register to vote in Ohio and other so-called “swing states” state election officials have discovered that current polling places are not large enough to hold the crowds. Attorney General John Ashcroft and former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris have offered an alternative solution for the new voters.
Young, newly registered voters between the ages of 18 and 30 will be flown on Army transport planes directly to Iraq, where they can cast their ballots two months before the planned January vote in post-Saddam Iraq.
“It’s a win-win situation,” Ashcroft said of Operation Iraqi election. “Our newly liberated voters in Iraq will have an opportunity to view an election in the offing, while at the same time, young voters will have the opportunity to fulfill our military requirements in Iraq.”
Harris said the young voters will not be required to join the US Army during their trip to the polls, but if they wish to have armored cover or weapons of their own to enter the locations around Baghdad, Fallujah and other Sunni territories they may want to sign up for protective services by committing to a minimum two-year hitch. “They can also opt for much shorter stints in Iraq by taking their chances without cover,” Harris said. “It’s just a matter of how much risk they are willing to accept.”
There is also nothing that would force these potential Kerry voters to accept a trip on an army transport plane to Iraq, Ashcroft said. “They can always stay behind and save their vote for another presidential election,” he added. “But keep in mind, the spirit of Afghan women and others who didn’t let the fear of sharpshooters and warlords get in the way of exercising their right to vote.”
Democrat John Kerry says while he likes the idea of voters experiencing first-hand the “mess” that Bush created in Iraq, he believes that it might make GOP voters think twice.
As usual, Bush has got it wrong, “Kerry says. “I’m not sure any American who has been to Iraq will actually vote to re-elect Bush,” Kerry says.
The latest tracking polls confirm Kerry’s opinion as a survey of Iraq voters show that America’s newest territory is clearly in the “blue” Kerry column. A new Fallujah Daily News Poll shows that the number of voters supporting Kerry is exceeded only by the numbers who demand that Bush share a prison cell with Saddam Hussein.

 

 
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